sorry ................
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Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
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Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
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A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
----------------------------------------------------
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
-----------------------------------------------
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
--------------------------
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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