Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife:
"Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."...
Wife: "So now you...