Five Things American & Indian Movies Teach Us

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محفلین
Five Things American Movies Teach Us:
1.​
Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung​
Fu.​
2.​
More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.​
3.​
The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball.​
4.​
Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking​
5.​
U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.​
Five things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1.​
At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.​
2.​
While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The Right One".​
3.​
A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wounds.​
4.​
A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.​
*The Most Hilarious*​
5.​
If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.​
 

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محفلین
Five Things American Movies Teach Us:
1.​
Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practice Kung​
Fu.​
2.​
More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.​
3.​
The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball.​
4.​
Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking​
5.​
U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires.​
Five things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1.​
At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.​
2.​
While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The Right One".​
3.​
A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wounds.​
4.​
A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.​
*The Most Hilarious*​
5.​
If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps.​
انڈین بارے ایک اوربھی بنتا ہے ۔
آپ جس مرضی ملک میں چلے جائیں ۔ وہاں کے لوگ بھی ہندی / اردو بولتے اور سمجھتے ہوں گے
 
لالی وڈ کا بھی کچھ بیاں ہوجائے۔۔۔
1۔ ہیرو کا ایک مکا سامنے والے کو ملک عدم سدھار دیتا ہے۔ جبکہ وہ سینے پر سو گولیاں کھا کر بھی زندہ رہتا ہے۔ (ایک ہیرو کی زندگی جیئں۔) :laugh:
2۔ ہیروئن گانا گاتی رہے اور ہیرو ان سنی کرتا رہے۔۔ (شادی شہدا اس سے فائدہ اٹھا سکتے ہیں):rolleyes:
3۔ ہیروئن جس کھیت میں ناچتی ہے وہاں دو سال تک گندم نہیں اگتی۔ (دشمن ملک میں قحط سالی کرنے کا آسان فارمولا):laugh:
 
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