Signs Of Bein A True Asian

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1. U go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 10 extra people with you

2.Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog


3.U were taught neva to talk to strangers at primary school, yet
your parents force you to call a complete stranger "Auntie"


4."Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness


5. Your remote control is still in its plastic packet


6. You use your religion to get yourself out of almost anything e.g. P.E, class discussions, debates, etc.

7. "GET YOUR BACK-UP DOWN" and "KICK OFF!" is your solution to every problem

18. You studied A’ Level Maths but still think it’s possible to fit 20 people into 1 car


9. You wear sunglasses in hail, sleet and snow

10. Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex


11. You secretly watch "ZEE T.V." but pretend you’ve never heard of it



12.You think you’re part of the MAFIA, yet you study Law
 
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13. You think it’s a sin if you admit you’ve revised before an exam


14. At the age of 30, you still think you can get away with paying child fare on the bus

15. Find a photo of a man with bushy hair, white shoes and
sunglasses…you ask who he is and find out it’s your uncle

16.u’re related to your husband/wife even before you’ve married them

17.ur the last person to see your wedding card … and the person you’re getting married to

18.You dance at a complete stranger’s wedding (and claim you are a distant relative)


19.You achieve A*’s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

20. Your mum asks you what you want to be when you’re 6 six years old and you say, "A Bollywood Superstar"…ten years later you’re still saying the same thing

21. You think you’re life is just ONE BIG INDIAN FILM

22. You somehow think you are a member of the F.B.I and therefore have to have code-name for everything e.g. T.P.

23. You seem to think that an ordinary car is a racing car and ordinary roads are racing tracks, thus explaining why you speed around thinking you’re Damon Hill

24. You hardly ever take prescribed medicines because your parents have their own herbal cures at home


25. Unknown "relatives" start ringing your house on the day that your exam results are coming out

26. Your parents have a PANIC ATTACK when something dirty comes on TV.
 
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27. You have 3 hobbies: CHILL, CHILL and CHILL

28. You have to offer guests tea even before they’ve stepped into your house


29. You know how an Indian film will end even before it’s started (but you still watch it)

30. You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you haven’t seen half of these people in your life)


31. At school, your parents were never aware of Parents’ Evening (…and if they did attend Parents’ Evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racist)

32. You arrive late at every party


33. At weddings the cameraman only ever cameras you when you’re eating

34. In college, you either witnessed or were involved in a fight

35. You have attended every MELA ever organize
 
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